🧬 Hack the Matrix: ChatGPT Edition

Anti-corporate. Clever. Insightful. Wildly useful.

Because vanilla AI prompts are for NPCs.

This pack isn’t for brand-safe bots or beige productivity bros - it’s for the digital underdogs, the glitch-in-the-system thinkers, and the creative chaos agents who want real results from AI.

⚠️ WARNING: Contains dangerously effective prompts. Use responsibly.

📦 What You Get

• 🧠 50–100 expertly crafted prompts, each with short, clever, snarky descriptions
• 📘 PDF formatted for easy browsing + bonus Notion, .txt & .csv versions for power users

🧠 Prompt Categories

🔥 1. Creative Rebel Prompts

Unleash chaos. Make art. Start digital fires.

• “Write me a villain monologue that could go viral on TikTok.”
• “Give me five unhinged startup ideas that could accidentally work.”
• “Describe the apocalypse in the style of a motivational speaker.”

💰 2. Digital Hustler Toolkit

For the faceless creators, late-night builders, and anti-guru entrepreneurs.

• “Give me an affiliate marketing funnel that feels nothing like a funnel.”
• “Create an edgy Etsy product description for a coloring book called Anxious but Artsy.”
• “Brainstorm 10 passive income ideas for a burnout 30-something with ADHD.”

🧘‍♂️ 3. Shadow Work & Inner Chaos

Personal development, but with teeth.

• “What question would Jung ask my shadow self at 3 a.m.?”
• “Write me a journal prompt that forces me to stop people-pleasing.”
• “How do I weaponize my trauma into a memoir and a TED Talk?”

🪓 4. Anti-Corporate Career Builder

LinkedIn's not ready for these.

• “Rewrite this boring LinkedIn bio to sound like a chaotic good genius.”
• “Give me a resignation letter in pirate speak.”
• “Make my resume look like I’m a cult leader, but in a cool way.”

🔓 5. AI for Rule-Benders

Prompts for hacking productivity, systems, and reality.

• “Pretend you’re a snarky barista with a PhD in sociology. Now explain capitalism.”
• “Generate a business plan for a doomsday prepper commune that sells NFTs.”
• “Create a TikTok script for a ‘How to manipulate your to-do list into submission’ video.”